Hey "ANONYMOUS"!!!!!

I recently got an e-mail notifying me that someone left a comment on my Blog. I love getting these e-mails. It means that someone has taken the time to read my poorly written, random thoughts and for some reason was motivated to take a moment and comment on said thoughts. I immediately clicked the appropriate link to read the comment. I was surprised to see that it was from an older post. Here's what the comment said:
Anonymous said...
First of all I would like to say it was both the customer and delivery boys fault. Always keep in mind the driver only keeps so much money in his pocket. They are a target for robbery, but since the situation did occur he should have went to the store. Next time when placing your order always tell them you need them to bring change for a 20, 50 100 or whatever. Also make sure when you post comments about a certain businesses over the internet you include the state and city of where they are located. Many businesses have the name Waiters on Wheels. They also provide service to people that home bound, sick and disabled not just lazy.
Here's what I replied:
Shuboy said...
Um... who are you?
Why should I have to tell a food delivery service that I'll need change? I wasn't asking for the driver to break anything bigger than a 20. I'd never expect a driver to break anything bigger than that.
As long as you're handing out advice, I guess I'll return the favor. When YOU post a comment on a blog - especially when accusing the writer of being lazy - don't do it anonymously. That's just chicken shit.
The city and state i'm from is posted right under "About Me", jackass.
So... here's another message for "Anonymous" just in case "Anonymous" decides to drop by again: fuck off.