Um, HELLO BMW!!!!!!!

Can you hear me? I hope so, because I'm 'bout ready to google the name of the screaming kid in your commercial and BEAT HIM 'TIL HE'S MUTE. Then I'm going to find his parents and BEAT THEM until they see just how stupid they are for raising a child that would scream like that over a Christmas present.
Thanks. I feel better already.
Happy Holidays!