Why???? Why, why, WHY????

Okay, i'm over all the hits on my blog from people who've been googling a certain L.E. Stop it. Stop it now. I don't understand why anyone would be googling that cro magnon skater.
I'm thinking about putting some weird/sick combination of words here and seeing just how many times google sends a freak here.
I'm open and waiting for suggestions.

HYSterical

Sitemeter is telling me that people are popping in who have googled "Lloyd Eisler". Most of those people are from Canada... I guess the fact that the creepy cro-magnon skater dumped his pregnant wife for the "Movie Star"/Slut, Kristy-homewrecker-Swanson has a bunch of Canadians up in arms. Whatever... they deserve each other.
Sitemeter has also told me that people are googling "Puma Wake" and landing here. Well, let me tell all you Puma Wake googlers... they're shitty. Really shitty. I wore them twice and they're falling apart. Pfft.

Skating with Celebrities

Um... WHY?????????
I don't know what's more horrifying - the show concept itself or Bruce Jenner's bad plastic surgery?
I wonder just how many drugs Dorothy Hamill is on... I know losing Dino must've been tough, but this woman is in desperate need of an intervention.
And speaking of drugs... Scott Hamilton, the "Host" has GOT to be doing lines in his dressing room. Why else would the little guy SCREAM THROUGH THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' SHOW????
Is it just me, or are Kristy Swanson, the "Movie Star" (????) and Anna Nicole Smith, the DISASTER actually the same person? Have YOU ever seen them in the same room? Hmmm??? HAVE you????
Tai Babilonia... well, she's Filipino. Great. Guess what they focus on with her? The fact that she was addicted to drugs and almost commited suicide. Now there are very few Filipino women on TV. The other one that comes to mind is Ruthie from Real World Hawaii. She was an alchoholic. Way to represent ladies!!! Way to represent.
Lloyd Eisler? I gotta take a shot at him... Lloyd, just shave it. Just shave it all off. sure, you've got really scary Cro Magnon man features and shaving your head could be a bit risky. But could anything be worse than your weird French Canadian accent? Wait. I've got the answer to that question: your earrings.

Olympic Moments

I don't know why, but I ALWAYS get sucked into watching the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympics. I'm sitting watching them right now. I'm fascinated that whoever was responsible for choosing the music for the teams to enter the Olympic Stadium decided that bad 80's Disco was the way to go.
I'm also fascinated by the OUTfits of some of the teams. Like there was NObody in their country who would say, "Okay. STOP! I really don't think that it's a good idea to wear neon orange and green."
Madagascar just entered the stadium. They have one athlete. He got to carry their flag. Lucky devil! He's waving it like a pro, though... and he seems just fascinated by it - can't take his eyes off the damned thing. It's a little more of a SPECIAL Olympics moment, if you ask me.
Norway is entering to the strains of "Love is in the Air"... I can't remember which unfortunate country entered to "Le Freak". I honestly think that if I was on the team from that country i would've been the guy yelling, "STOP!!! We are NOT entering the Olympic Stadium to 'Le Freak'!!"