Skating with Celebrities
Um... WHY?????????
I don't know what's more horrifying - the show concept itself or Bruce Jenner's bad plastic surgery?
I wonder just how many drugs Dorothy Hamill is on... I know losing Dino must've been tough, but this woman is in desperate need of an intervention.
And speaking of drugs... Scott Hamilton, the "Host" has GOT to be doing lines in his dressing room. Why else would the little guy SCREAM THROUGH THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' SHOW????
Is it just me, or are Kristy Swanson, the "Movie Star" (????) and Anna Nicole Smith, the DISASTER actually the same person? Have YOU ever seen them in the same room? Hmmm??? HAVE you????
Tai Babilonia... well, she's Filipino. Great. Guess what they focus on with her? The fact that she was addicted to drugs and almost commited suicide. Now there are very few Filipino women on TV. The other one that comes to mind is Ruthie from Real World Hawaii. She was an alchoholic. Way to represent ladies!!! Way to represent.
Lloyd Eisler? I gotta take a shot at him... Lloyd, just shave it. Just shave it all off. sure, you've got really scary Cro Magnon man features and shaving your head could be a bit risky. But could anything be worse than your weird French Canadian accent? Wait. I've got the answer to that question: your earrings.
I don't know what's more horrifying - the show concept itself or Bruce Jenner's bad plastic surgery?
I wonder just how many drugs Dorothy Hamill is on... I know losing Dino must've been tough, but this woman is in desperate need of an intervention.
And speaking of drugs... Scott Hamilton, the "Host" has GOT to be doing lines in his dressing room. Why else would the little guy SCREAM THROUGH THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' SHOW????
Is it just me, or are Kristy Swanson, the "Movie Star" (????) and Anna Nicole Smith, the DISASTER actually the same person? Have YOU ever seen them in the same room? Hmmm??? HAVE you????
Tai Babilonia... well, she's Filipino. Great. Guess what they focus on with her? The fact that she was addicted to drugs and almost commited suicide. Now there are very few Filipino women on TV. The other one that comes to mind is Ruthie from Real World Hawaii. She was an alchoholic. Way to represent ladies!!! Way to represent.
Lloyd Eisler? I gotta take a shot at him... Lloyd, just shave it. Just shave it all off. sure, you've got really scary Cro Magnon man features and shaving your head could be a bit risky. But could anything be worse than your weird French Canadian accent? Wait. I've got the answer to that question: your earrings.
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