HELP!!!!!!

Every year, I'm given the task of writing, producing, directing and choreographing a show for a conference. I'm also IN the show... this year it's all pop stuff. I re-write the lyrics to songs and make them "applicable" to the company. This year's numbers include Oops, I Did it Again, She's Got a Way, No More Tears... I'm not happy with my number - American Woman. It's really wrong on so many levels, but the main thing is that the song goes NOWHERE. It's boring and repetitive. And since I don't have the abs and pecs of L. Kravitz to distract an audience, I'm in trouble. I NEED A SONG!!!!!!! so I'm putting it out there. All suggestions will be considered and appreciated... Time is short. Gimme some ideas fast!!!!!!