I woud've DIED!!!!!!!

You, my loyal fan, may remember a post about how I finally understood WHY I wasn't even called back for a certain show.
Witness:

I WOULD'VE DIED if I had to put on any of these costumes. Note that they are walking downstage. That was the most difficult thing that they had to do for the entire show. If the costumes didn't kill me, the innane simplicity of the choreography would have.