One of these things...

I woke up this morning and, for some reason, I felt a desperate need to find out IF there were other Filipinos here in Mad-Land. I honestly couldn't remember seeing any around here. OTHER Asians, sure... but no Filipinos. So, I did what any interwebber would do - I googled. Not surprisingly , several sites googled up (I didn't TRULY believe that I was the only one who made it out here). I clicked on one that seemed viable - they had a Masthead, a calendar of events, and LOTS of photo albums. Being less about reading and all about the visual, I immediately clicked on the photo album link. There were pictures of "us" performing at various functions, dancing at various functions, singing at various functions... y'know - all the stuff we're good at. I was half expecting to see pictures of "us" taking people's blood pressure and checking their vital statistics. Anyhow...
As I was clicking through the albums, I found this picture: (okay, so I did a little 'work' on it)



y'know, even without the work, you can't help but notice the looks on the guests' faces... also note the fact that there is not a single piece of food on any of their plates.
Little do they know what they're missing...